Gang of eleven

We know that the intriguingly-named Liberal peer Lord Razzle is one of the people behind this "letter of no confidence" that is swishing around the Lib Dems at the moment, but what of the other ten?

Here, we exclusively reveal the names of Charlie Kennedy's nemeses:

Sir Glenfiddich
Mike Mineapint
Arthur Guinness
Nigel Swift-Halffe
Henry Bacardi
Ann Otheronefortheroad
Jim Andtonic
Helen Absinthe
Martine Nee
Jack Scrumpy

No wonder he's turned to the drink!